Probably My Silliest Blog Post Ever...

I spent my birthday at MMU university watching a Malay "battle of the bands", and to my surprise (or is it disgust?) actually kinda enjoyed it...anyway, the fact that 2nd place went to my friend's wedding band(haha...Edris, I'm NOT going to your wedding!) suddenly made me think that maybe there could be a market for malay songs translated from English songs...So anyway, here is the malay version of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" (The big butt song), with a few creative liberties taken during translation...I may or may not do more songs, depending on demand! hahahaha...

Aku suka buntut besar,
Korang mengaku aje la,
Awek datang yang kecil pinggang,
dan bentuk badan enak buatkan kau
terjelir
lidah, air liur mengalir,
Melihat buntut yang besar,
Mengisi seluar, melimpah keluar,
Ku tak boleh berhenti menengok,
Oh sayang, ku nak bersama,
Ingin bergambar,
Kawanku nasihati,
Jangan dekati awek yang macam ni,
Tapi buntut kau besar, membuat nafsuku liar,
Buntutmu licin dan ayu, dagingmu gebu,
Kau nak tumpang Mercedesku?
Marilah mari,
Kau peminat yang luar biasa,
Ku terpegun tengok kau menari,
Peduli apa dengan cinta sejati,
Badanmu cukup seksi,
Senyuman berseri-seri,
Aku benci majalah,
Mengglamourkan badan cam galah,
Engkau dan aku tahu,
Memang setuju,
Hanya buntut gergasi,
buntut yang seksi.

So, brader! (Ya!) Brader! (Ya!)
Awek korang buntut besar? (Mesti lah!)
Goncang...goncang...goncang buntut diorang!
Baby got back...

Aku suka yang besar, berbentuk bulat,
Bila aku beraksi,
Tak dapat kawal diri, ku macam babi,
Aku nak bawa kau pulang,
Untuk beraksi ranjang,
Aku tak suka yang palsu,
Silikon bukan untukmu,
Aku nak yang tebal dan empuk,
Aku nak yang boleh ketuk,
Awek berbuntut besar,
Aku nak bersama,
Ku takkan marah dan pukul,
Asalkan kau tebal di pinggul,
Tapi aku mengaku,
Hendak bersamamu sepanjang waktu,
Aku tak nak berhenti,
Tak cukup main sekali,
Aku ni kuat dan panjang,
Macam senapang,
So awek! (Ya!) Awek! (Ya!)
Nak bersama saya?
Pusingkan dan tonggek!
Baby got back...

Jadi awek kau macam Honda,
Buntutnya macam Jane Fonda,
Tapi Fonda takde enjin di belakang Hondanya,
Anakonda ku tidak mahu,
Buntut yang kurang gebu,
Senamlah suka hatimu,
Tapi jangan kecilkan buntutmu,
Ada brader tak suka buntut besar,
Diorang suruh buangkan keluar,
Diorang ni memang gila,
Jadi balakmu kata kau gendut,
Otak dia memang kat buntut,
Pinggang ramping badan berisi,
Petanda awek yang asli,
Kepada awek yang kurus,
Korang boleh gi mampus,
Aku nak awek berisi,
Jenis yang makan nasi,
Jadi miss, kalau buntut awak bulat,
Dan kau rasa cam nak dirembat,
Marilah bersamaku,
Penuhi impian kotormu.

Baby got back!

Tak banyak di tengah tapi buntut melimpah... (4 X)

And for reference purposes, here are the lyrics for Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back"...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]